“ Pluto is interesting because it’s fixed on its moon, Charon, and they rotate around each other, constantly staring at each other affectionately, which is kind of a beautiful metaphor but I think that’s one of the reasons why it was demoted. Because I think now to be a proper planet you have to command the authority of others and because the moon and Pluto are sort of existentially attached as equals neither of them can be considered a planet. [Pauses] Sad, but true."  -Sufjan Stevens on why Pluto had to be a dwarf planet.

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The 11a.m. Prosecco may or may not have influenced this purchase. Am I really sorry, though?